Weapons

Floppy Disk

Floppy Disk Application

The Floppy Disk or the 3 & ½ is one of the ultimate tools in the areas of ranged combat. First, it is thin so it reduces air resistance, thus decreasing drag making it aerodynamic. It is shaped into a square, which increases the chance of hitting on a pointed side increase 4-fold. It is fairly heavy thus also may be used as a blunt weapon. This ancient weapon (as some now call it obsolete in the face of USBs and CD-ROMs) was created in a way shrouded in mystery. Numerous reports of rumors and instances where it releases a hidden secret power against the enemies of the user, sometimes causing mass destruction or even death; Legend has it that when the right user uses it, the secret power of the floppy will release in the form of a second weapon concealed within it. We hypothesize this to be a circular object within the floppy whose powers are unknown and immeasurable. However, all will still regard the powers of the floppy disk.

Protractor

The protractor is one of the melee/handheld weapons used in Scholar-Do. Its effectiveness in combat is as powerful as its usefulness as a tool. Its flat design reduces Air Pressure when it slices through air. The sharpened edge can prove useful in battle as it cuts through skin and flesh. In times, it can also prove to be an accomplished defense, considering the rounded edge, which can deflect weapons such as Arnis sticks simply by sliding them away.

Triangle

The Triangle, or the 30-60-90 triangle is one of the more offensive melee/handheld weapons used in Scholar-Do. It is built for pure speed and attack. Aside from its thin decide that it shares with its protractor brother, it’s three ends are sharped in points which can cut through the air at least 40% shown by the equation (Ax-by+x+y) – s+s/2+s/3 ^1/2 where the latter is the formula of the edge of a triangle and the other is one of the protractor. There are also three pointed vertices which increase the chances of stabbing three-fold as well as opening new options for more techniques.

Protractor VS. Triangle

Scientific Calculator

The Scientific Calculator is, for any Scholar-Do practitioner, one of the most fundamental tools in the martial Art. You can use it to calculate distance, speed, time, force, mass, acceleration, momentum and a whole lot more. Although it takes time to get used to it, once it is mastered, you can dodge every attack and counter. Aside from its high-powered calculating power, it’s hard case can be used to deflect attacks. Few enemies have ever seen a Scholar-Do Master with a Scientific Calculator and survive.

***** Edited by Master Daryll & Master PJ

10 Responses to “Weapons”

  1. Sir Martin Says:

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  3. arnold Says:

    It may be that few enemies have ever seen a Scholar-Do Master with a Scientific Calculator, period. :) )

  4. Sir Martin Says:

    Now I know what to do with all my busted floppy discs…

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